{"id":364,"date":"2008-01-14T22:00:36","date_gmt":"2008-01-14T21:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ziserman.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/14\/on-a-retrouve-les-shadoks\/"},"modified":"2008-01-14T22:00:36","modified_gmt":"2008-01-14T21:00:36","slug":"on-a-retrouve-les-shadoks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ziserman.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/14\/on-a-retrouve-les-shadoks\/","title":{"rendered":"On a retrouv\u00e9 les shadoks !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La conduite \u00e0 Paris est vraiment particuli\u00e8re !<\/p>\n<p>Il faut dire que le parisien est press\u00e9. Normal, il vient de passer\u00a0 1h30 pour faire 1 km.<\/p>\n<p>Donc il est press\u00e9, et il y a beaucoup de monde, beaucoup de feux.<\/p>\n<p>Le parisien est exp\u00e9riment\u00e9, il sait que, \u00e0 un croisement, les voitures qui tournent disons \u00e0 gauche vont se retrouver coinc\u00e9es, les unes derri\u00e8re les autres.<\/p>\n<p>Exp\u00e9riment\u00e9 donc, il est malin : il se met sur la file de droite pour tourner a gauche, malin car comme \u00e7a, il ne fait pas la queue des voitures qui tournent \u00e0 gauche.<\/p>\n<p>Vous suivez ?<\/p>\n<p>Bien \u00e9videmment, comme le parisien est logique, celui qui tourne \u00e0 droite fait la m\u00eame chose, c&rsquo;est \u00e0 dire qu&rsquo;il prend la file de gauche pour ne pas b\u00eatement se retrouver coinc\u00e9 sur la file de ceux qui tournent \u00e0 droite.<\/p>\n<p>Vous suivez toujours ?<br \/>\nEt ceux qui vont tout droit ? Alors l\u00e0, la cr\u00e9ativit\u00e9 est totale. Ils peuvent se mettre \u00e0 droite, \u00e0 gauche, et pour les plus concervateurs, au millieu.<\/p>\n<p>Et quand le feux devient vert, l\u00e0, \u00e7a devient vraiment int\u00e9ressant.<\/p>\n<p>Toutes ces voitures se mettent en branle, avec la r\u00e8gle tr\u00e8s parisienne : si devant sa passe, alors j&rsquo;y vais.<\/p>\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ziserman.com\/blog\/.images\/0801\/shadokescalier.jpg\" alt=\"Logique shadokienne\" height=\"399\" width=\"281\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Shadok je vous dis !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La conduite \u00e0 Paris est vraiment particuli\u00e8re ! Il faut dire que le parisien est press\u00e9. Normal, il vient de passer\u00a0 1h30 pour faire 1 km. Donc il est press\u00e9, et il y a beaucoup de monde, beaucoup de feux. 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